Jokes

Subject: Jokes Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:45 am

keep em clean boys . no other rules jocolor

Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:19 am

YOUR FAC-- *cough* er... I'll be good!

Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:05 am

my friend told me this one

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:10 am

This woman once said, "I have OCD, but I call it CDO, because that way it's in alphebetical order. Like it should be.

Subject: Re: Jokes Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:55 am

ohhh k

Posts : 3010 Join date : 2008-06-22 Age : 27 Location : VT

Yo momma so stupid she but a quarter in the parking meter and said, "where my gumball?"!
Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and ran out of gas!
Yo momma so stupid she threw a can at the ground and missed!
Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:59 pm

yo mama so fat when she went to weight watchers even they said WOW! OK, lets not do yo mama jokes ok.

Posts : 2 Join date : 2008-09-18

On my site at 7:00 GMT today there is a group disscussion about Brisingr. We have invited Chritopher Paolini and he says he wants to keep it a surprise so I am not going to tell you if he is or not. Most likely yes!!!
Anyone who wants is welcome to visit my site as long as they have read the book and are ok hearing the top 10 spoilers. We will be discussing things like if Brom is eragon's father, and what the subheading of Brisingr means.
So even if you don't want to join the group disscussion (most likely with Christopher Paolini!) at least take a look at all our recent movies and photos and leave a comment!

So For A Eragon Heaven Just Go To : http://eragonxperts.ning.com

Thanks Ever So Much!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Jokes Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:52 am

whaa *jaw drops 20ft* im mean cool

Subject: Re: Jokes Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:31 am

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Subject: Re: Jokes Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:50 am

Don't be embrassed. We all make fools of ourselfs on here.

Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:28 am

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
(stuff it in a fridge)
How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
(take out the giraffe!!)
All the animals are at the animal convention except for one. Which is it?
(

Because hes in the fridge)
A river is full of deadly crocadiles who will kill you if you swim through the river. You need to cross the river and there is no bridge or vine or any of that. How do you get across?
(Swim the crocs are at the animal convention)
Where is your dog?
( I have no clue Rolling Eyes

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