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PostSubject: Jokes   Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:45 am

jocolor keep em clean boys . no other rules jocolor lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:19 am

YOUR FAC-- *cough* er... I'll be good!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:05 am

my friend told me this one

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:10 am

This woman once said, "I have OCD, but I call it CDO, because that way it's in alphebetical order. Like it should be.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:55 am

ohhh k
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:59 am

Yo momma so stupid she but a quarter in the parking meter and said, "where my gumball?"!
Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and ran out of gas!
Yo momma so stupid she threw a can at the ground and missed!
Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:59 pm

yo mama so fat when she went to weight watchers even they said WOW! OK, lets not do yo mama jokes ok.

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PostSubject: Brisingr: Who dies, who lives, whos bad , whos good what happens. All you want to know   Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:19 pm

On my site at 7:00 GMT today there is a group disscussion about Brisingr. We have invited Chritopher Paolini and he says he wants to keep it a surprise so I am not going to tell you if he is or not. Most likely yes!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:52 am

whaa *jaw drops 20ft* im mean cool
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:31 am

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:31 am

Embarassed


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:50 am

Don't be embrassed. We all make fools of ourselfs on here.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:28 am

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
(stuff it in a fridge)
How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
(take out the giraffe!!)
All the animals are at the animal convention except for one. Which is it?
( elephant Because hes in the fridge)
A river is full of deadly crocadiles who will kill you if you swim through the river. You need to cross the river and there is no bridge or vine or any of that. How do you get across?
(Swim the crocs are at the animal convention)
Where is your dog?
( I have no clue Rolling Eyes )
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